Alma

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"Please enter your account number"

"00138098502006178100"

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[Inmate: Miller, Mitchell]

[Date: December 24, 2010]

[Time: 21:22 hours]

[Status: Gen Pop POD D Mental Health

Incept: Nov. 7, 2010. Solitary Confinement POD C 28 days. Allotted 20 min shower 1 time per 7 days. Total hours in Solitary Confinement: 672 hours. Total time outside of 1 rack cell: 1.33 hours.]

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[BATCH # NOT FOUND]

"Please enter the phone number you would like to call"

"814-555-1212"

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<Account>[Total funds $27.00]

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[$1.22 per minute]

"This is a call from an inmate at Allegheny County Jail. This call is recorded will you accept the call? Press 1 for yes or 0 to hang up."

"Hello?"

"Hi mom, Merry Christmas"

"Hi Mitch it's so good to hear your voice"

"What are you doing tonight?"

We're getting ready to go to candlelight service, did you get the cookies we baked?'

"There were some cookies on the POD, I don't know if they were yours. The phones aren't working good tonight because everyone is using them, can you put dad on?"

"Sure Mitch, I love you and have a good Christmas"

"I'll try but I'm in here"

"Hello son"

"Hello dad"

"Are you doing okay in there?"

"Yes I'm fine are you having a good Christmas?"

"We're having a good Christmas eve but we all miss you"

"I know dad, do you know what my Christmas wish is?"

"No, I would guess to be out of there"

"My wish is that fewer and fewer people worldwide have to spend a holiday in a place like this, the United States just locks up too many people and it is insane to me."

"I know son but I rely on that for my retirement so I hope they don't figure it our anytime soon."

"Oh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ok dad well I have to go."

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<ZEN><BANK>[Status: Never traveled to Switzerland nor Rome]